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pityfiesta:

overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:

a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas

offendpoppunk:

shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat

offendpoppunk:

shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat

jah-division:

my name is luna enriquez

teapayne:

I just put a nickel on my friends back and said “nickelback” and laughed so hard i choked on my water

edwrad:

i just used yahoo search

semen-inferno:

commanderinqueef:

nintendoggystyle:

a blogger walks into a bar

theres free wi-fi

he stays

forever

  • gatsby:

    hey i just met you

  • gatsby:

    and this is crazy

  • gatsby:

    but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall

  • gatsby:

    so call me maybe

mamaflockaflame:

logic shows itself in many ways

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT