Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*
sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future.